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- Title:
- The hunting of the snark an agony, in eight fits
- Creator:
- Carroll, Lewis, 1832-1898
Holiday, Henry, 1839-1927 ( Illustrator )
Swain, Joseph, 1820-1909 ( Engraver )
Macmillan & Co ( Publisher )
R. Clay, Sons, and Taylor ( Printer )
- Place of Publication:
- London
- Publisher:
- Macmillan and Co.
R. Clay, Sons, and Taylor)
- Publication Date:
- 1876
- Language:
- English
- Physical Description:
- 83, [1] p. : ill. ; 19 cm.
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- Wit and humor, Juvenile ( lcsh )
Adventure and adventurers -- Juvenile fiction ( lcsh ) Voyages and travels -- Juvenile fiction ( lcsh ) Imagination -- Juvenile fiction ( lcsh ) Animals -- Juvenile fiction ( lcsh ) Birds -- Juvenile fiction ( lcsh ) Dreams -- Juvenile fiction ( lcsh ) Fantasy literature -- 1876 ( rbgenr ) Publishers' advertisements -- 1876 ( rbgenr ) Bldn -- 1876
- Genre:
- Fantasy literature ( rbgenr )
Publishers' advertisements ( rbgenr ) novel ( marcgt )
- Spatial Coverage:
- England -- London
- Target Audience:
- juvenile ( marctarget )
Notes
- Summary:
- The adventures of a motley crew in search of an elusive prey.
- General Note:
- Publisher's advertisements follow text.
- General Note:
- Illustrations engraved by Swain and are caricatures.
- Statement of Responsibility:
- by Lewis Carroll ; with nine illustrations by Henry Holiday.
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THE HUNTING
OF THE SNARK
an Agony,
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BY
LEWIS CARROLL
AUTHOR OF ‘‘ ALICE’S ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND, AND ‘“‘ THROUGH THE
LOOKING-GLASS â€
WITH NINE ILLUSTRATIONS
"By
HENRY HOLIDAY
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MACMILLAN AND OOo.
1891
RicHARD CLAy AND Sons, LimiTep,
LONDON AND BUNGAY.
Yuseribed to a dene Child ;
in memory of golden summer hours
and fohispers of 4 summer sea.
Girt with a boyish garb for boyish task,
Eager she wields her spade: yet loves as well
Rest on « friendly knee, intent to ask
The taie he loves to tell.
Rude spirits of the seething outer strife,
Unmeet to read her pure and simple spright,
Deem, if you list, such hours a waste of life,
Empty of all delight!
Chat on, sweet Maid, and rescue from annoy
Hearts that by wiser talk are unbeguiled,
Ah, happy he who owns that tenderest joy,
The heart-love of a child!
Away, fond thoughts, and vex my soul no more!
Work claims my wakeful nights, my busy days—
Albeit bright memories of that sunlit shore
Yet haunt my dreaming gaze!
PREFACE.
Ir——and the thing is wildly possible——the charge of
writing nonsense were ever brought against the author
of this brief but instructive poem, it would be based,
I feel convinced, on the line (in p. 18)
“Then the bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes.â€
In view of this painful possibility, I will not (as I
might) appeal ‘indignantly to my other writings as a
proof that I am incapable of such a deed: I will not
(as I might) point to the strong moral purpose of this
poem itself, to the arithmetical principles so cautiously
inculcated in it, or to its noble teachings in Natural
History——I will take the more prosaic course of
simply explaining how it happened.
The Bellman, who was almost morbidly sensitive about
appearances, used to have the bowsprit unshipped once or
twice a week to be revarnished, and it more than once
happened, when the time came for replacing it, that no
one on board could remember which end of the ship it
belonged to. They knew it was not of the slightest use
to appeal to the Bellman about it
refer to his Naval Code, and read out in pathetic tones
he would only
Admiralty Instructions which none of them had ever
5
x PREFACE.
been able to understand——so it generally ended in
its being fastened on, anyhow, across the rudder. The
helmsman * used to stand by with tears in his eyes: he
knew it was all wrong, but alas! Rule 42 of the Code,
“No one shall speak to the Man at the Helm,†had been
completed by the Bellman himself with the words “and
the Man at the Helm shall speak to no one.†So remon-
strance was impossible, and no steering could be done
till the next varnishing day. During these bewildering
intervals the ship usually sailed backwards.
As this poem is to some extent connected with the
lay of the Jabberwock, iet me take this opportunity
of answering a question that has often been asked me,
how to pronounce “slithy toves.†The “i†in “slithyâ€
is long, as in “writheâ€; and “toves†is pronounced so
as to rhyme with “groves.†Again, the first “o†in
“borogoves†is pronounced like the “o†in “borrow.â€
I have heard people try to give it the sound of the
“o†in “worry.†Such is Human Perversity.
This also seems a fitting occasion to notice the other
hard words in that poem. Humpty-Dumpty’s theory,
of two meanings packed into one word like a, port-
manteau, seems to me the right explanation for all.
For instance, take the two words “fuming†and
“furious.†Make up your mind that you will say both —
* This office was usually undertaken by the Boots, who found in it
a refuge from the Baker’s constant complaints about the insufficient
.blacking of his three pair of boots.
PREFACE. xi
words, but leave it unsettled which you will say first.
Now open your mouth and speak. If your thoughts
incline ever so little towards “fuming,†you will say
“fuming-furious ;†if they turn, by even a hair’s breadth,
towards “furious,†you will say “ furious-fuming ;†but
if you have that rarest of gifts, a perfectly balanced
mind, you will say “frumious.â€
Supposing that, when Pistol uttered the well-known
words—
“Under which king, Bezonian? Speak or die!â€
Justice Shallow had felt certain that it was either
William or Richard, but had not been able to settle
which, so that he could not: possibly say either name
before the other, can it be doubted that, rather than
die, he would have gasped out “ are
@ontents,
Hit the First. The Landing .
Hit the Second. The Bellman’s Speech
Hit the Third, The Baker's Cale
Hit the Fourth. The Bunting.
Git the Gitth. The Benber’s Pessow
fit the Sixth. The Barrister’s Bream .
Hit the Sebenth. The Banker's Sate
fit the Gighth. The Vanishing .
27
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47
61
FIT I.—THE LANDING.
Hirt the First.
THE LANDING
“Josv the place for a Snark!†the Bellman cried,
As he landed his crew with care ;
Supporting each man on the top of the tide
By a finger entwined in his haiv.
“Just the place for a Snark! I have gaid it
twice :
That alone should encourage the crew.
Just the place fora Snark! I have said it thrice -
What I tell you three times is true.â€
4 THE LANDING.
The crew was complete: it included a Boots—
A maker of Bonnets and Hoods—.
A Barrister, brought to arrange their disputes —
And a Broker, to value their goods.
A Billiard-marker, whose skill was immense,
Might perhaps have won more than his share—
But a Banker, engaged at enormous expénse,
Had the whole of their cash in his care. }
There was also a Beaver, that paced on the deck,
Or would sit making lace in the bow:
And had often (the Bellman said) saved them
from wreck,
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6 THE LANDING.
There was one wicks famed for the number of
things
He forgot when he entered the ship:
His umbrella, his watch, all his jewels and rings,
And the clothes he had bought for the trip.
He had forty-two boxes, all carefully packed,
- With his name painted clearly on each :
But, since he omitted to mention the fact,
They were all left behind on the beach.
The loss of his clothes hardly mattered, because
He had seven coats on when he came,
With three pair of boots but the worst of
it was,
He had wholly forgotten his name.
THE LANDING.
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He would answer to “Hi!†or to any loud cry,
Such as “ Fry me!†or “Fritter my wig!â€
To “What-you-may-call-um!†or “ What-was-his-
name ! â€
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But especially “Thing-um-a-jig
While, for those who preferred a more forcible
word,
He had different names from these :
His intimate friends called him “Candle-ends,â€
And his enemies “Toasted-cheese.â€
“His form is ungainly——his intellect small—--—â€
“(So the Bellman would often remark)
“But his courage is perfect! And that, after all,
Is the thing that one needs with a Snark.â€
8 THE LANDING.
He would joke with hyzenas, returning their stare
With an impudent wag of the head:
And he once went a walk, paw-in-paw, with a
bear,
“Just to keep up its spirits,†he said.
He came as a Baker: but owned, when too late—
And it drove the poor Bellman half-mad —
He could only bake Bridecake for which, I
may state,
No materials were to be had.
The last of the crew needs especial remark,
Though he looked an incredible dunce :
He had just one idea-——but, that one being
“ Snark,â€
The good Bellman engaged him at once.
THE LANDING. 9
He came as a Butcher: but gravely declared,
When the ship had been sailing a week,
He could only kill Beavers. The Bellman looked
scared,
And was almost too frightened to speak :
But at length he explained, in a tremulous tone,
There was only one Beaver on board ;
And that was a tame one he had of his own,
Whose death would be deeply deplored.
The Beaver, who happened to hear the remark,
Protested, with tears in its eyes,
That not even the rapture of hunting the Snark
Could atone for that dismal surprise!
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It strongly ‘advised that the Butcher should be
Conveyed in a separate ship :
But the Bellman declared that would never agree
With the plans he had made for the trip:
Navigation was always a difficult art,
Though with only one ship and one bell:
And he feared he must really decline, for his
part,
Undertaking another as well.
The Beaver’s best course was, no doubt, to procure
A second-hand dagger-proof coat——
So the Baker advised it——and next, to insure
Its ie in some Office of note:
12 THE LANDING.
This the Banker suggested, and offered for hire
(On moderate terms), or for sale,
Two excellent Policies, one Against Fire,
And one Against Damage From Hail.
Yet still; ever after that sorrowful day,
Whenever the Butcher was by,
The Beaver kept looking the opposite way,
And appeared unaccountably shy.
FIT II.—THE BELLMAN’S SPEECH.
Hit the Second.
THE BELLMAN’S SPEECH.
Tue Bellman himself they all praised to the
skies——
Such a carriage, such ease and such grace!
Such solemnity, too! One could see he was wise,
The moment one looked in his face!
He had bought a large map representing the sea,
Without the least ee of land:
And the crew were much pleased when they
found it to be
A map they could all understand.
16 THE BELLMAN’S SPEECH.
‘““What’s the good of Mercator’s North Poles and
. Equators,
Tropics, Zones, and Meridian Lines?â€
So the Bellman would cry: and the crew would
reply
“They are merely conventional signs!
“Other maps are such shapes, with their islands
and capes!
But we’ve got our brave Captain to thank â€
(So the crew would protest) “that he’s bought us
the best———
A perfect and absolute blank!â€
This was charming, no doubt: but they shortly
found out
That the Captain they trusted so well
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SOUTH POLE EQUINOX EAST ZENITH LONGITUTE
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Scale of Miles.
OCEAN-CHART.
18 THE BELLMAN’S SPEECH.
Had only one notion for crossing the ocean,
And that was to tingle his bell.
He was thoughtful and grave——but the orders
he gave
Were enough to bewilder a crew.
When he cried “Steer to starboard, but keep her
head larboard ! â€
What on earth was the helmsman to do?
Then the bowsprit got mixed with the ruddey
sometimes:
A thing, as the Bellman remarked,
That frequently happens in tropical climes,
When a vessel is, so to speak, “ snarked.â€
THE BELLMAN’S SPEECH. 19
But the principal failing occurred in the sailing,
And the Bellman, perplexed and distressed,
Said he had hoped, at least, when the wind blew
due Kast,
That the ship would not travel due West!
But the danger was past——they had landed
at last,
With their boxes, portmanteaus, and bags:
Yet at first sight the crew were not pleased with
the view,
Which consisted of chasms and crags.
The Bellman perceived that their spirits were low,
And repeated in musical tone
20 THE BELLMAN’S SPEECH.
Some jokes he had kept for a season of woe~—-
But the crew would do nothing but groan.
He served out some grog with a liberal hand,
And bade them sit down on the Tenet
And they could not but own that their Captain
looked grand,
As he stood and delivered his speech.
“Friends, Romans, and countrymen, lend me
your ears!†|
(They were all of them fond of quotations:
So they drank to his health, and they ave him
three cheers,
While he served out additional rations).
THE BELLMAN’S SPEECH. 21
“We have sailed many months, we have sailed
many weeks,
(Four weeks to the month you may mark),
But never as yet (‘tis your Captain who speaks)
Have we caught the least glimpse of a Snark!
“We have sailed many weeks, we have sailed
many days,
(Seven days to the week I allow),
But a Snark, on the which we might lovingly
gaze,
We have never beheld till now!
“Come, listen, my men, while I tell you again
The five unmistakable marks —
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22 THE BELLMAN’S SPEECH.
By which you may know, wheresoever you go,
The warranted genuine Snarks.
“Let us take them in order. . The first is the taste,
Which is meagre and hollow, but crisp:
Like a coat that is rather too tight in the waist,
With a flavour of Will-o-the-wisp.
“Tts habit of getting up late you'll agree
That it carries too far, when I say
That it frequently breakfasts at five-o’clock tea,
And dines on the following day.
“The third is its slowness in taking a jest.
Should you happen tv venture on one,
THE BELLMAN’S SPEECH. 23
Tt will sigh like a thing that is deeply dis-
tressed :
And it always looks grave at a pun.
“The fourth is its fondness for bathing-machines,
Which it constantly carries about,
And believes that they add to the beauty of
scenes——-
A sentiment open to doubt.
“The fifth is ambition. It next will be right
To describe each particular batch :
Distinguishing those that have feathers, and bite,
From those that have whiskers, and scratch.
24 THE BELLMAN’S SPEECH.
“For, although common Snarks do no manner
of harm,
Yet, I feel it my duty to say,
Some are Boojums †The Bellman broke off
in alarm,
For the Baker had fainted away.
FIT IJI.—THE BAKER’S TALE.
THE BAKER’S TALE.
: ~~
Try roused him with muflfins—they roused him
with ice—
They roused him with mustard and cress—
They roused him with jam and judicious advice—
They set him conundrums to guess.
When at length he sat up and was able to speak,
His sad story he offered to tell ;
And the Bellman cried “Silence! Not even a
shriek!â€
And excitedly tingled his bell.
28 THE BAKER'S TALE,
There was silence supreme! Not a shriek, not a
scream,
Scarcely even a howl or a groan,
As the man they called “Ho!†told his story of
woe
In an antediluvian tone.
“My father and mother were honest, though
oP
poor
“Skip all that!†cried the Bellman in haste.
“Tf it once becomes dark, there’s no chance of a
Snark
We have hardly a minute to waste!â€
“T skip forty years,†said the Baker, in tears,
“And proceed without further remark
THE BAKER'S TALE. 29
To the day when you took me aboard of your
ship
To help you in hunting the Snark.
“A dear uncle of mine (after whom I was named)
a)
Remarked, when I bade him farewell
“Oh, skip your dear uncle!†the Bellman ex-
claimed,
As he angrily tingled his bell.
“He remarked to me then,†said that mildest of
men,
“ «Tf your Snark be a Snark, that is right:
Fetch it home by all means——you may serve
it with greens,
And it’s handy for striking a light.
E 2
30 THE BAKER'S TALE,
“«You may seek it with thimbles—and seek it
with care ;
You may hunt it with forks and hope;
You may threaten its life with a railway-share ;
You may charm it with smiles and soap—â€
(“That's exactly the method,†the Bellman bold
In a hasty parenthesis cried,
“That’s exactly the way I have always been told
_ That the capture of Snarks should be tried !â€â€)
“*But oh, beamish nephew, beware of the day,
If your Snark be a Boojum! For then
You will softly and suddenly vanish away,
And never be met with again!’
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32 THE BAKER'S TALE
“Tt is this, it is this that oppresses my soul,
When I think of my uncle’s last words :
And my heart is like nothing so much as a bowl
Brimming over with quivering curds!
“Tt is this, it is this——’’ “We have had that
before !â€
The Bellman indignantly said.
And the Baker replied “ Let me say it once more.
It is this, it is this that I dread!
‘““T engage with the Snark—— every night after
dark—— |
In a dreamy delirious fight :
THE BAKER'S TALE. 33
I serve it with greens in those shadowy scenes,
And I use it for striking a light:
“But if ever I meet with a Boojum, that day,
In a moment (of this I am sure),
I shall softly and suddenly vanish away—
And the notion I cannot endure!â€
| FIT IV._THE HUNTING.
fit the Fourth.
THE HUNTING.
Tur Bellman looked uffish, and wrinkled his brow..
“If only you’d spoken before !
It’s excessively awkward to mention it now,
With the Snark, so to speak, at the door!
“We should all of us grieve, as you well may
believe,
If you never were met with again
But surely, my man, when the voyage began,
. You might have suggested it then ?
F 2
38 THE HUNTING.
“It’s excessively awkward to mention it now—
As I think I’ve already remarked.â€
And the man they called “Hi!†replied, with a
sigh,
“T informed you the day we embarked.
“You may charge me with murder—or want of
sense—
(We are all of us weak at times) :
But the slightest approach to a false pretence
Was never among my crimes!
“JT gaid it in Hebrew-—I said it in Dutch—
I said it in German and Greek:
THE HUNTING. 39
But I wholly forgot Ao it vexes me much)
That Enelish is hee you speak !â€
@
«Tis a pitiful tale,†said the Bellman, whose
face |
Had grown longer at every word :
“ But, now that you've ene the whole of your
case, |
More debate would be simply absurd.
“The rest of my speech†(he explained to his men)
“You shall hear when I’ve leisure to speak it.
But the Snark is at hand, let me tell you again!
’Tis your glorious duty to seek it!
40 : THE HUNTING.
“To seek it with thimbles, to seek it with care;
#
To pursue it with forks and hope;
To threaten its life with a railway-share ;
To charm it with smiles and soap!
“For the Snark’s a peculiar creature, that won’t
Be caught in a commonplace way.
Do all that you know, and try all that you don’t:
Not a chance must be wasted to-day !
“For England expects
I forbear to proceed :
"Tis a maxim tremendous, but trite:
And you'd best be unpacking the things that
you need
To rig yourselves out for the fight.â€
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42 THE HUNTING.
Then the Banker endorsed a blank cheque (which
he crossed),
And changed his loose silver for notes.
The Baker with care combed his whiskers and
hair,
And shook the dust out of his coats.
The Boots and the Broker were sharpening a
spade—
Each working the grindstone in turn :
But the Beaver went on making lace, and dis-
played
No interest in the concern:
Though the Barrister tried to appeal to its pride,
And vainly proceeded to cite
THE HUNTING. 43
A number of cases, in which making laces
Had been proved an infringement of right.
‘The maker of Bonnets ferociously planned
A novel arrangement of bows:
While the Billiard-marker with quivering hand
Was chalking the tip of his nose.
But the Butcher turned nervous, and dressed
himself fine,
With. yellow kid gloves and a ruff——
Said he felt it exactly like going to dine,
Which the Bellman deelared was all. “ stuff.â€
“Introduce me, now there’s a good fellow,†he said,
“Tf we happen to meet it together!â€
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44 THE HUNTING.
And the Bellman, sagaciously nodding his head,
Said “That must depend on the weather.â€
The Beaver went simply galumphing about,
At seeing the Butcher so shy:
And even the Baker, though stupid and stout,
Made an effort to wink with one eye.
“Be a man!†said the Bellman in wrath, as he heard
The Butcher beginning to sob.
“Should we meet with a Jubjub, that desperate
bird,
We shall need all our strength for the job!â€
FIT V.--THE BEAVER’S LESSON.
fit the Frith.
THE BEAVERS LESSON.
Tuy sought it with thimbles, they sought it with
care ;
They pursued it with forks and hope ;
They ‘threatened its life with a railway-share ;
They charmed it with smiles and soap.
Then the Butcher contrived an ingenious plan
For making a separate sally ; |
And had fixed on a spot unfrequented by man,
A dismal and desolate valley.
48 THE BEAVER’S LESSON.
But the very same plan to the Beaver occurred :
Tt had chosen the very same place :
Yet neither betrayed, by a sign or a word,
The disgust that appeared in his face.
Each thought he was thinking of nothing but
“ Snark â€
And the glorious work of the day ;
And each tried to pretend that he did not remark
That the other was going that way.
But the valley grew narrow and narrower still,
And the evening got darker and colder,
Till (merely from nervousness, not from goodwill)
They marched along shoulder to shoulder.
THE BEAVER’S LESSON. 49
Then a scream, shrill and high, rent the shuddering
sky,
And they knew that some danger was near:
The Beaver turned pale to the tip of its tail,
And even the Butcher felt: queer.
He thought of his childhood, left far far behind--
That blissful and innocent state—
The sound so exactly recalled to his mind
A pencil that squeaks on a slate!
“Tis the voice of the Jubjub!†he suddenly cried.
(This man, that they used to call “ Dunce.â€) |
“ As the Bellman would tell you,†he added with
pride,
“T have uttered that sentiment once.
50 THE BEAVER’S LESSON.
“Tis the note of the Jubjub! Keep count, 1
entreat ;
You will find I have told it you twice.
Tis the song of the Jubjub! The proof is
complete,
If only I’ve stated it thrice.â€
The Beaver had counted with scrupulous care,
Attending to every word:
But it fairly lost heart, and outgrabe in despair,
When the third repetition occurred.
It felt that, in spite of all possible pains,
It had somehow contrived to lose count,
THE BEAVER’S LESSON 51
And the only thing now was to rack its poor
brains
By reckoning up the amount.
“Two added to one—if that could but be done,â€
It said, “ with one’s fingers and thumbs!â€
Recollecting with tears how, in earlier years,
It had taken no pains with its sums.
“The thing can be done,†said the Butcher, “I
think.
The thing must be done, I am sure.
The thing shall be done! Bring me paper and ink,
The best there is time to procure.â€
THE BEAVER’S LESSON. 53
The Beaver brought paper, portfolio, pens,
And ink in unfailing supplies:
While strange creepy creatures came out of their
dens, |
And watched them with wondering eyes.
So engrossed was the Butcher, he heeded them not,
As he wrote with a pen in each hand,
And explained all the while in a popular style
Which the Beaver could well understand.
“Taking Three as the subject to reason about ——
A convenient number to state
We add Seven, and Ten, and then multiply out
By One Thousand diminished by Eight.
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54 ‘THE BEAVER’S LESSON.
“ The result we proceed to divide, as you see,
By Nine Hundred and Ninety and Two:
Then subtract Seventeen, and the answer must be
Exactly and perfectly true.
“The method employed I would gladly explain,
While I have it so clear in my head,
If I had but the time and you had but the
brain:
But much yet remains to be said.
“Tn one moment I’ve seen what has hitherto been
Enveloped in absolute mystery,
And without extra charge I will give you at large
A Lesson in Natural History.â€
THE BEAVER’S LESSON. 55
In his genial way he proceeded to say
(Forgetting all laws of propriety,
And that giving instruction, without introduction,
Would have caused quite a thrill in Society),
“ As to temper the Jubjub’s a desperate bird,
Since it lives in perpetual passion :
Its taste in costume is entirely absurd
It is ages ahead of the fashion :
« But it knows any friend it has met once before :
Tt never will look at a bribe:
And in charity-meetings it stands at the door,
And collects——though it does not subscribe.
56 THE BEAVER’S LESSON,
“‘ Tts flavour when cooked is more exquisite far
Than mutton, or oysters, or eggs:
(Some think it keeps best in an ivory jar,
And some, in mahogany kegs :)
“You boil it in sawdust: you salt it in glue:
You condense it with locusts and tape:
Still keeping one principal object in view——-
To preserve its symmetrical shape.â€
The Butcher would gladly have talked til next
day,
But he felt that the Lesson must end,
And he wept with delight in attempting to say
He considered the Beaver his friend.
THE BEAVERS LESSON. _ - 57
While the Beaver confessed, with affectionate looks
More eloquent even than tears,
It had learned in ten minutes far more than all
books
Would have taught it in seventy years.
They returned hand-in-hand, and the Bellman,
unmanned
(For a moment) with mere emotion,
Said “This amply repays all the wearisome days
We have spent on the billowy ocean!â€
Such friends, as the Beaver and Butcher became,
Have seldom if ever been known ;
58 THE BEAVERS LESSON.
In winter or summer, ’twas always the same——
You could never meet either alone.
And when quarrels arose——as one frequently finds
Quarrels will, spite of every endeavour——
The song of the Jubjub recurred to their minds,
And cemented their friendship for ever!
FIT VI—THE BARRISTER’S DREAM,
fit the Sixth.
THE BARRISTER’S DREAM.
THEY sought it with thimbles, they sought it
with care ;
They pursued it with forks and hope ;
They threatened its life with a railway-share ;
They charmed it with smiles and soap.
But the Barrister, weary of proving in vain
‘That the. Beaver's lace-making was wrong,
Fell asleep, and in dreams saw the creature
quite plain
That his fancy had dwelt on so long.â€
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He dreamed that he stood in a shadowy Court,
Where the Snark, with a glass in its eye,
Dressed in gown, bands, and wig, was defending
a pig
On the charge of deserting its sty.
The Witnesses proved, without error or flaw,
That the sty was deserted when found:
And the Judge kept explaining the state of the
law
In a soft under-current of sound.
The PECiCuTOnt had never been clearly expressed,
And it seemed that the Snark had begun,
And had spoken three hours, before any one
guessed
What the pig was supposed to have done.
64 THE BARRISTER’S DREAM.
The Jury had each formed a different view
(Long before the indictment was read),
And they all spoke at once, so that none of
them knew
One word that the others had said.
“You must know ——†said the Judge: but the
Snark exclaimed “Fudge !
That statute is obsolete quite!
Let me tell you, my friends, the whole question
depends
On an ancient manorial right.
“In the matter of Treason the pig would appear
To have aided, but scarcely abetted :
THE BARRISTER’S DREAM. 65
While the charge of Insolvency fails, it is clear,
If you grant the plea ‘never indebted.’
“The fact of Desertion I will not dispute :
But its guilt, as I trust, is removed.
(So far as relates to the costs of this suit).
By the Alibi which has been proved.
“My poor client’s fate now depends on your votes.â€
Here the speaker sat down in his place,
And directed the Judge to refer to his notes
And briefly to sum up the case.
But the Judge said he never had summed up
before ;
So the Snark undertook it instead,
66 THE BARRISTER’S DREAM.
And summed it so well that it came to far more
Than the Witnesses ever had said!
_ When the verdict was called for, the Jury. declined,
As the word was so puzzling to spell ;
But they ventured to hope that the Snark
wouldn't mind
Undertaking that duty as well.
So the Snark found the verdict, although, as it
owned,
It was spent with the toils of the day:
When it said the word “GUILTY!†the Jury
all groaned,
And some of them fainted away.
THE BARRISTERS DREAM. 67
Then the Snark pronounced sentence, the Judge
being quite
Too nervous to utter a word:
When it rose to its feet, there was silence like night,
And the fall of a pin might be heard.
“ Transportation for life†was the sentence it gave,
“And then to be fined forty pound.â€
The Jury all cheered, Aceen the Judge said he
feared
That the phrase was not legally sound.
But their wild exultation was suddenly checked
When the jailer informed them, with tears,
Such a sentence would have not the slightest effect,
As the pig had been dead for some years.
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68 THE BARRISTERS DREAM.
The Judge left the Court, | looking deeply
disgusted :
But the Snark, though a little aghast,
As the lawyer to whom the defence was
intrusted,
Went bellowing on to the last.
Thus the Barrister dreamed, while the bellow-
ing seemed
To grow every moment more clear :
Till he woke to the knell of a furious bell,
Which the Bellman rang close at his ear.
FIT VII.—THE BANKER’S FATE.
fit the Sebenth.
THE BANKERS FATE,
THEY sought it with thimbles, they sought it
with care;
They pursued it with forks and hope ;
They threatened its life with a railway-share ;
They charmed it with smiles and soap.
And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for genergl remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark,
72 THE BANKER’S FATE,
But while he was seeking with thimbles and
care,
A Bandersnatch swiftly drew nigh 3
And grabbed at the Banker, who shrieked in
despair,
For he knew it was useless to fly.
He offered large discount—he offered a cheque
(Drawn “to bearerâ€) for seven-pounds-ten :
But the Bandersnatch merely extended its neck
And grabbed at the Banker again.
Without rest or pause—while those frumious jaws
Went savagely snapping around—
He skipped and he hopped, and he floundered
and flopped,
Till fainting he fell to the ground.
THE BANKER’S FATE. 73
The Bandersnatch fled as the others appeared
Led on by that fear-stricken ell
And the Bellman remarked “It is just as I
feared |â€
And solemnly tolled on his bell,
He was black in the face, and they scarcely
could trace
The least likeness to what he had been :
While so great was his fright that his waistcoat
turned white—
A wonderful thing to be seen!
To the horror of all who were present that day.
He uprose in full evening dress,
And with senseless grimaces endeavoured to say
What his tongue could no longer express.
THE BANKER’S FATE. 75
Down he sank in a chair—ran his hands through
his hair— |
And chanted in mimsiest tones -
Words whose utter inanity proved his insanity,
While he rattled a couple of bones.
“Leave him here to his fate—it is getting so
late !â€
The Bellman exclaimed in a fright.
“We have lost half the day. Any further delay,
And we sha’n’t catch a Snark before night!â€
FIT VIII.—THE VANISHING.
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a VANISHING.
Tey sought it with thimbles, they sought it with
care ; ,
They pursued it with forks and hope;
They threatened its life with a railway-share ;
They charmed it with smiles and soap.
They shuddered to think that the chase might fail,
And the Beaver, excited at: last,
Went bounding along on the tip of its tail,
For the daylight was nearly past.
80 THE VANISHING.
“There is Thingumbob shouting!†the Bellman
said. |
“He is shouting like mad, only hark!
He is waving his hands, he is wagging his head,
He has certainly found a Snark!â€
They gazed in delight, while the Butcher ex-.
claimed
“He was always a desperate wag !â€
They beheld him—their Baker—their hero un-
named—
On the top of a neighbouring crag,
Erect and sublime, for one moment of time.
In the next, that wild figure they saw
THE VANISHING. 81
(As if stung by a spasm) plunge into a chasm,
While they waited and listened in awe.
“Ts a Snark!†was the sound that first came
to their ears,
And seemed almost too good to be true.
Then followed a torrent of laughter and cheers :
Then the ominous words “It’s a Boo—â€
Then, silence. Some fancied they heard in the
air |
A weary and wandering sigh
That sounded like “—jum!†but the others de-
clare
It was only a breeze that went by.
THE VANISHING, 83
They hunted till darkness came on, but they
found
Not a button, or feather, or mark,
By which they could tell that they stood on the
ground
Where the Baker had met with the Snark.
In the midst of the word he was trying to say,
In the midst of his laughter and glee,
He had softly and suddenly vanished away -—-
For the Snark was a Boojum, you see.
THE END.
Ricuarp Cray anp Sons, Limitep,
LONDON AND BUNGAY.
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THE HUNTING
OF THE SNARK
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BY
LEWIS CARROLL
AUTHOR OF ‘‘ ALICE’S ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND, AND ‘“‘ THROUGH THE
LOOKING-GLASS â€
WITH NINE ILLUSTRATIONS
"By
HENRY HOLIDAY
Pew Work
MACMILLAN AND OOo.
1891
RicHARD CLAy AND Sons, LimiTep,
LONDON AND BUNGAY.
Yuseribed to a dene Child ;
in memory of golden summer hours
and fohispers of 4 summer sea.
Girt with a boyish garb for boyish task,
Eager she wields her spade: yet loves as well
Rest on « friendly knee, intent to ask
The taie he loves to tell.
Rude spirits of the seething outer strife,
Unmeet to read her pure and simple spright,
Deem, if you list, such hours a waste of life,
Empty of all delight!
Chat on, sweet Maid, and rescue from annoy
Hearts that by wiser talk are unbeguiled,
Ah, happy he who owns that tenderest joy,
The heart-love of a child!
Away, fond thoughts, and vex my soul no more!
Work claims my wakeful nights, my busy days—
Albeit bright memories of that sunlit shore
Yet haunt my dreaming gaze!
PREFACE.
Ir——and the thing is wildly possible——the charge of
writing nonsense were ever brought against the author
of this brief but instructive poem, it would be based,
I feel convinced, on the line (in p. 18)
“Then the bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes.â€
In view of this painful possibility, I will not (as I
might) appeal ‘indignantly to my other writings as a
proof that I am incapable of such a deed: I will not
(as I might) point to the strong moral purpose of this
poem itself, to the arithmetical principles so cautiously
inculcated in it, or to its noble teachings in Natural
History——I will take the more prosaic course of
simply explaining how it happened.
The Bellman, who was almost morbidly sensitive about
appearances, used to have the bowsprit unshipped once or
twice a week to be revarnished, and it more than once
happened, when the time came for replacing it, that no
one on board could remember which end of the ship it
belonged to. They knew it was not of the slightest use
to appeal to the Bellman about it
refer to his Naval Code, and read out in pathetic tones
he would only
Admiralty Instructions which none of them had ever
5
x PREFACE.
been able to understand——so it generally ended in
its being fastened on, anyhow, across the rudder. The
helmsman * used to stand by with tears in his eyes: he
knew it was all wrong, but alas! Rule 42 of the Code,
“No one shall speak to the Man at the Helm,†had been
completed by the Bellman himself with the words “and
the Man at the Helm shall speak to no one.†So remon-
strance was impossible, and no steering could be done
till the next varnishing day. During these bewildering
intervals the ship usually sailed backwards.
As this poem is to some extent connected with the
lay of the Jabberwock, iet me take this opportunity
of answering a question that has often been asked me,
how to pronounce “slithy toves.†The “i†in “slithyâ€
is long, as in “writheâ€; and “toves†is pronounced so
as to rhyme with “groves.†Again, the first “o†in
“borogoves†is pronounced like the “o†in “borrow.â€
I have heard people try to give it the sound of the
“o†in “worry.†Such is Human Perversity.
This also seems a fitting occasion to notice the other
hard words in that poem. Humpty-Dumpty’s theory,
of two meanings packed into one word like a, port-
manteau, seems to me the right explanation for all.
For instance, take the two words “fuming†and
“furious.†Make up your mind that you will say both —
* This office was usually undertaken by the Boots, who found in it
a refuge from the Baker’s constant complaints about the insufficient
.blacking of his three pair of boots.
PREFACE. xi
words, but leave it unsettled which you will say first.
Now open your mouth and speak. If your thoughts
incline ever so little towards “fuming,†you will say
“fuming-furious ;†if they turn, by even a hair’s breadth,
towards “furious,†you will say “ furious-fuming ;†but
if you have that rarest of gifts, a perfectly balanced
mind, you will say “frumious.â€
Supposing that, when Pistol uttered the well-known
words—
“Under which king, Bezonian? Speak or die!â€
Justice Shallow had felt certain that it was either
William or Richard, but had not been able to settle
which, so that he could not: possibly say either name
before the other, can it be doubted that, rather than
die, he would have gasped out “ are
@ontents,
Hit the First. The Landing .
Hit the Second. The Bellman’s Speech
Hit the Third, The Baker's Cale
Hit the Fourth. The Bunting.
Git the Gitth. The Benber’s Pessow
fit the Sixth. The Barrister’s Bream .
Hit the Sebenth. The Banker's Sate
fit the Gighth. The Vanishing .
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FIT I.—THE LANDING.
Hirt the First.
THE LANDING
“Josv the place for a Snark!†the Bellman cried,
As he landed his crew with care ;
Supporting each man on the top of the tide
By a finger entwined in his haiv.
“Just the place for a Snark! I have gaid it
twice :
That alone should encourage the crew.
Just the place fora Snark! I have said it thrice -
What I tell you three times is true.â€
4 THE LANDING.
The crew was complete: it included a Boots—
A maker of Bonnets and Hoods—.
A Barrister, brought to arrange their disputes —
And a Broker, to value their goods.
A Billiard-marker, whose skill was immense,
Might perhaps have won more than his share—
But a Banker, engaged at enormous expénse,
Had the whole of their cash in his care. }
There was also a Beaver, that paced on the deck,
Or would sit making lace in the bow:
And had often (the Bellman said) saved them
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6 THE LANDING.
There was one wicks famed for the number of
things
He forgot when he entered the ship:
His umbrella, his watch, all his jewels and rings,
And the clothes he had bought for the trip.
He had forty-two boxes, all carefully packed,
- With his name painted clearly on each :
But, since he omitted to mention the fact,
They were all left behind on the beach.
The loss of his clothes hardly mattered, because
He had seven coats on when he came,
With three pair of boots but the worst of
it was,
He had wholly forgotten his name.
THE LANDING.
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He would answer to “Hi!†or to any loud cry,
Such as “ Fry me!†or “Fritter my wig!â€
To “What-you-may-call-um!†or “ What-was-his-
name ! â€
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But especially “Thing-um-a-jig
While, for those who preferred a more forcible
word,
He had different names from these :
His intimate friends called him “Candle-ends,â€
And his enemies “Toasted-cheese.â€
“His form is ungainly——his intellect small—--—â€
“(So the Bellman would often remark)
“But his courage is perfect! And that, after all,
Is the thing that one needs with a Snark.â€
8 THE LANDING.
He would joke with hyzenas, returning their stare
With an impudent wag of the head:
And he once went a walk, paw-in-paw, with a
bear,
“Just to keep up its spirits,†he said.
He came as a Baker: but owned, when too late—
And it drove the poor Bellman half-mad —
He could only bake Bridecake for which, I
may state,
No materials were to be had.
The last of the crew needs especial remark,
Though he looked an incredible dunce :
He had just one idea-——but, that one being
“ Snark,â€
The good Bellman engaged him at once.
THE LANDING. 9
He came as a Butcher: but gravely declared,
When the ship had been sailing a week,
He could only kill Beavers. The Bellman looked
scared,
And was almost too frightened to speak :
But at length he explained, in a tremulous tone,
There was only one Beaver on board ;
And that was a tame one he had of his own,
Whose death would be deeply deplored.
The Beaver, who happened to hear the remark,
Protested, with tears in its eyes,
That not even the rapture of hunting the Snark
Could atone for that dismal surprise!
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It strongly ‘advised that the Butcher should be
Conveyed in a separate ship :
But the Bellman declared that would never agree
With the plans he had made for the trip:
Navigation was always a difficult art,
Though with only one ship and one bell:
And he feared he must really decline, for his
part,
Undertaking another as well.
The Beaver’s best course was, no doubt, to procure
A second-hand dagger-proof coat——
So the Baker advised it——and next, to insure
Its ie in some Office of note:
12 THE LANDING.
This the Banker suggested, and offered for hire
(On moderate terms), or for sale,
Two excellent Policies, one Against Fire,
And one Against Damage From Hail.
Yet still; ever after that sorrowful day,
Whenever the Butcher was by,
The Beaver kept looking the opposite way,
And appeared unaccountably shy.
FIT II.—THE BELLMAN’S SPEECH.
Hit the Second.
THE BELLMAN’S SPEECH.
Tue Bellman himself they all praised to the
skies——
Such a carriage, such ease and such grace!
Such solemnity, too! One could see he was wise,
The moment one looked in his face!
He had bought a large map representing the sea,
Without the least ee of land:
And the crew were much pleased when they
found it to be
A map they could all understand.
16 THE BELLMAN’S SPEECH.
‘““What’s the good of Mercator’s North Poles and
. Equators,
Tropics, Zones, and Meridian Lines?â€
So the Bellman would cry: and the crew would
reply
“They are merely conventional signs!
“Other maps are such shapes, with their islands
and capes!
But we’ve got our brave Captain to thank â€
(So the crew would protest) “that he’s bought us
the best———
A perfect and absolute blank!â€
This was charming, no doubt: but they shortly
found out
That the Captain they trusted so well
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18 THE BELLMAN’S SPEECH.
Had only one notion for crossing the ocean,
And that was to tingle his bell.
He was thoughtful and grave——but the orders
he gave
Were enough to bewilder a crew.
When he cried “Steer to starboard, but keep her
head larboard ! â€
What on earth was the helmsman to do?
Then the bowsprit got mixed with the ruddey
sometimes:
A thing, as the Bellman remarked,
That frequently happens in tropical climes,
When a vessel is, so to speak, “ snarked.â€
THE BELLMAN’S SPEECH. 19
But the principal failing occurred in the sailing,
And the Bellman, perplexed and distressed,
Said he had hoped, at least, when the wind blew
due Kast,
That the ship would not travel due West!
But the danger was past——they had landed
at last,
With their boxes, portmanteaus, and bags:
Yet at first sight the crew were not pleased with
the view,
Which consisted of chasms and crags.
The Bellman perceived that their spirits were low,
And repeated in musical tone
20 THE BELLMAN’S SPEECH.
Some jokes he had kept for a season of woe~—-
But the crew would do nothing but groan.
He served out some grog with a liberal hand,
And bade them sit down on the Tenet
And they could not but own that their Captain
looked grand,
As he stood and delivered his speech.
“Friends, Romans, and countrymen, lend me
your ears!†|
(They were all of them fond of quotations:
So they drank to his health, and they ave him
three cheers,
While he served out additional rations).
THE BELLMAN’S SPEECH. 21
“We have sailed many months, we have sailed
many weeks,
(Four weeks to the month you may mark),
But never as yet (‘tis your Captain who speaks)
Have we caught the least glimpse of a Snark!
“We have sailed many weeks, we have sailed
many days,
(Seven days to the week I allow),
But a Snark, on the which we might lovingly
gaze,
We have never beheld till now!
“Come, listen, my men, while I tell you again
The five unmistakable marks —
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22 THE BELLMAN’S SPEECH.
By which you may know, wheresoever you go,
The warranted genuine Snarks.
“Let us take them in order. . The first is the taste,
Which is meagre and hollow, but crisp:
Like a coat that is rather too tight in the waist,
With a flavour of Will-o-the-wisp.
“Tts habit of getting up late you'll agree
That it carries too far, when I say
That it frequently breakfasts at five-o’clock tea,
And dines on the following day.
“The third is its slowness in taking a jest.
Should you happen tv venture on one,
THE BELLMAN’S SPEECH. 23
Tt will sigh like a thing that is deeply dis-
tressed :
And it always looks grave at a pun.
“The fourth is its fondness for bathing-machines,
Which it constantly carries about,
And believes that they add to the beauty of
scenes——-
A sentiment open to doubt.
“The fifth is ambition. It next will be right
To describe each particular batch :
Distinguishing those that have feathers, and bite,
From those that have whiskers, and scratch.
24 THE BELLMAN’S SPEECH.
“For, although common Snarks do no manner
of harm,
Yet, I feel it my duty to say,
Some are Boojums †The Bellman broke off
in alarm,
For the Baker had fainted away.
FIT IJI.—THE BAKER’S TALE.
THE BAKER’S TALE.
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Try roused him with muflfins—they roused him
with ice—
They roused him with mustard and cress—
They roused him with jam and judicious advice—
They set him conundrums to guess.
When at length he sat up and was able to speak,
His sad story he offered to tell ;
And the Bellman cried “Silence! Not even a
shriek!â€
And excitedly tingled his bell.
28 THE BAKER'S TALE,
There was silence supreme! Not a shriek, not a
scream,
Scarcely even a howl or a groan,
As the man they called “Ho!†told his story of
woe
In an antediluvian tone.
“My father and mother were honest, though
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poor
“Skip all that!†cried the Bellman in haste.
“Tf it once becomes dark, there’s no chance of a
Snark
We have hardly a minute to waste!â€
“T skip forty years,†said the Baker, in tears,
“And proceed without further remark
THE BAKER'S TALE. 29
To the day when you took me aboard of your
ship
To help you in hunting the Snark.
“A dear uncle of mine (after whom I was named)
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Remarked, when I bade him farewell
“Oh, skip your dear uncle!†the Bellman ex-
claimed,
As he angrily tingled his bell.
“He remarked to me then,†said that mildest of
men,
“ «Tf your Snark be a Snark, that is right:
Fetch it home by all means——you may serve
it with greens,
And it’s handy for striking a light.
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30 THE BAKER'S TALE,
“«You may seek it with thimbles—and seek it
with care ;
You may hunt it with forks and hope;
You may threaten its life with a railway-share ;
You may charm it with smiles and soap—â€
(“That's exactly the method,†the Bellman bold
In a hasty parenthesis cried,
“That’s exactly the way I have always been told
_ That the capture of Snarks should be tried !â€â€)
“*But oh, beamish nephew, beware of the day,
If your Snark be a Boojum! For then
You will softly and suddenly vanish away,
And never be met with again!’
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“Tt is this, it is this that oppresses my soul,
When I think of my uncle’s last words :
And my heart is like nothing so much as a bowl
Brimming over with quivering curds!
“Tt is this, it is this——’’ “We have had that
before !â€
The Bellman indignantly said.
And the Baker replied “ Let me say it once more.
It is this, it is this that I dread!
‘““T engage with the Snark—— every night after
dark—— |
In a dreamy delirious fight :
THE BAKER'S TALE. 33
I serve it with greens in those shadowy scenes,
And I use it for striking a light:
“But if ever I meet with a Boojum, that day,
In a moment (of this I am sure),
I shall softly and suddenly vanish away—
And the notion I cannot endure!â€
| FIT IV._THE HUNTING.
fit the Fourth.
THE HUNTING.
Tur Bellman looked uffish, and wrinkled his brow..
“If only you’d spoken before !
It’s excessively awkward to mention it now,
With the Snark, so to speak, at the door!
“We should all of us grieve, as you well may
believe,
If you never were met with again
But surely, my man, when the voyage began,
. You might have suggested it then ?
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38 THE HUNTING.
“It’s excessively awkward to mention it now—
As I think I’ve already remarked.â€
And the man they called “Hi!†replied, with a
sigh,
“T informed you the day we embarked.
“You may charge me with murder—or want of
sense—
(We are all of us weak at times) :
But the slightest approach to a false pretence
Was never among my crimes!
“JT gaid it in Hebrew-—I said it in Dutch—
I said it in German and Greek:
THE HUNTING. 39
But I wholly forgot Ao it vexes me much)
That Enelish is hee you speak !â€
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«Tis a pitiful tale,†said the Bellman, whose
face |
Had grown longer at every word :
“ But, now that you've ene the whole of your
case, |
More debate would be simply absurd.
“The rest of my speech†(he explained to his men)
“You shall hear when I’ve leisure to speak it.
But the Snark is at hand, let me tell you again!
’Tis your glorious duty to seek it!
40 : THE HUNTING.
“To seek it with thimbles, to seek it with care;
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To pursue it with forks and hope;
To threaten its life with a railway-share ;
To charm it with smiles and soap!
“For the Snark’s a peculiar creature, that won’t
Be caught in a commonplace way.
Do all that you know, and try all that you don’t:
Not a chance must be wasted to-day !
“For England expects
I forbear to proceed :
"Tis a maxim tremendous, but trite:
And you'd best be unpacking the things that
you need
To rig yourselves out for the fight.â€
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42 THE HUNTING.
Then the Banker endorsed a blank cheque (which
he crossed),
And changed his loose silver for notes.
The Baker with care combed his whiskers and
hair,
And shook the dust out of his coats.
The Boots and the Broker were sharpening a
spade—
Each working the grindstone in turn :
But the Beaver went on making lace, and dis-
played
No interest in the concern:
Though the Barrister tried to appeal to its pride,
And vainly proceeded to cite
THE HUNTING. 43
A number of cases, in which making laces
Had been proved an infringement of right.
‘The maker of Bonnets ferociously planned
A novel arrangement of bows:
While the Billiard-marker with quivering hand
Was chalking the tip of his nose.
But the Butcher turned nervous, and dressed
himself fine,
With. yellow kid gloves and a ruff——
Said he felt it exactly like going to dine,
Which the Bellman deelared was all. “ stuff.â€
“Introduce me, now there’s a good fellow,†he said,
“Tf we happen to meet it together!â€
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44 THE HUNTING.
And the Bellman, sagaciously nodding his head,
Said “That must depend on the weather.â€
The Beaver went simply galumphing about,
At seeing the Butcher so shy:
And even the Baker, though stupid and stout,
Made an effort to wink with one eye.
“Be a man!†said the Bellman in wrath, as he heard
The Butcher beginning to sob.
“Should we meet with a Jubjub, that desperate
bird,
We shall need all our strength for the job!â€
FIT V.--THE BEAVER’S LESSON.
fit the Frith.
THE BEAVERS LESSON.
Tuy sought it with thimbles, they sought it with
care ;
They pursued it with forks and hope ;
They ‘threatened its life with a railway-share ;
They charmed it with smiles and soap.
Then the Butcher contrived an ingenious plan
For making a separate sally ; |
And had fixed on a spot unfrequented by man,
A dismal and desolate valley.
48 THE BEAVER’S LESSON.
But the very same plan to the Beaver occurred :
Tt had chosen the very same place :
Yet neither betrayed, by a sign or a word,
The disgust that appeared in his face.
Each thought he was thinking of nothing but
“ Snark â€
And the glorious work of the day ;
And each tried to pretend that he did not remark
That the other was going that way.
But the valley grew narrow and narrower still,
And the evening got darker and colder,
Till (merely from nervousness, not from goodwill)
They marched along shoulder to shoulder.
THE BEAVER’S LESSON. 49
Then a scream, shrill and high, rent the shuddering
sky,
And they knew that some danger was near:
The Beaver turned pale to the tip of its tail,
And even the Butcher felt: queer.
He thought of his childhood, left far far behind--
That blissful and innocent state—
The sound so exactly recalled to his mind
A pencil that squeaks on a slate!
“Tis the voice of the Jubjub!†he suddenly cried.
(This man, that they used to call “ Dunce.â€) |
“ As the Bellman would tell you,†he added with
pride,
“T have uttered that sentiment once.
50 THE BEAVER’S LESSON.
“Tis the note of the Jubjub! Keep count, 1
entreat ;
You will find I have told it you twice.
Tis the song of the Jubjub! The proof is
complete,
If only I’ve stated it thrice.â€
The Beaver had counted with scrupulous care,
Attending to every word:
But it fairly lost heart, and outgrabe in despair,
When the third repetition occurred.
It felt that, in spite of all possible pains,
It had somehow contrived to lose count,
THE BEAVER’S LESSON 51
And the only thing now was to rack its poor
brains
By reckoning up the amount.
“Two added to one—if that could but be done,â€
It said, “ with one’s fingers and thumbs!â€
Recollecting with tears how, in earlier years,
It had taken no pains with its sums.
“The thing can be done,†said the Butcher, “I
think.
The thing must be done, I am sure.
The thing shall be done! Bring me paper and ink,
The best there is time to procure.â€
THE BEAVER’S LESSON. 53
The Beaver brought paper, portfolio, pens,
And ink in unfailing supplies:
While strange creepy creatures came out of their
dens, |
And watched them with wondering eyes.
So engrossed was the Butcher, he heeded them not,
As he wrote with a pen in each hand,
And explained all the while in a popular style
Which the Beaver could well understand.
“Taking Three as the subject to reason about ——
A convenient number to state
We add Seven, and Ten, and then multiply out
By One Thousand diminished by Eight.
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54 ‘THE BEAVER’S LESSON.
“ The result we proceed to divide, as you see,
By Nine Hundred and Ninety and Two:
Then subtract Seventeen, and the answer must be
Exactly and perfectly true.
“The method employed I would gladly explain,
While I have it so clear in my head,
If I had but the time and you had but the
brain:
But much yet remains to be said.
“Tn one moment I’ve seen what has hitherto been
Enveloped in absolute mystery,
And without extra charge I will give you at large
A Lesson in Natural History.â€
THE BEAVER’S LESSON. 55
In his genial way he proceeded to say
(Forgetting all laws of propriety,
And that giving instruction, without introduction,
Would have caused quite a thrill in Society),
“ As to temper the Jubjub’s a desperate bird,
Since it lives in perpetual passion :
Its taste in costume is entirely absurd
It is ages ahead of the fashion :
« But it knows any friend it has met once before :
Tt never will look at a bribe:
And in charity-meetings it stands at the door,
And collects——though it does not subscribe.
56 THE BEAVER’S LESSON,
“‘ Tts flavour when cooked is more exquisite far
Than mutton, or oysters, or eggs:
(Some think it keeps best in an ivory jar,
And some, in mahogany kegs :)
“You boil it in sawdust: you salt it in glue:
You condense it with locusts and tape:
Still keeping one principal object in view——-
To preserve its symmetrical shape.â€
The Butcher would gladly have talked til next
day,
But he felt that the Lesson must end,
And he wept with delight in attempting to say
He considered the Beaver his friend.
THE BEAVERS LESSON. _ - 57
While the Beaver confessed, with affectionate looks
More eloquent even than tears,
It had learned in ten minutes far more than all
books
Would have taught it in seventy years.
They returned hand-in-hand, and the Bellman,
unmanned
(For a moment) with mere emotion,
Said “This amply repays all the wearisome days
We have spent on the billowy ocean!â€
Such friends, as the Beaver and Butcher became,
Have seldom if ever been known ;
58 THE BEAVERS LESSON.
In winter or summer, ’twas always the same——
You could never meet either alone.
And when quarrels arose——as one frequently finds
Quarrels will, spite of every endeavour——
The song of the Jubjub recurred to their minds,
And cemented their friendship for ever!
FIT VI—THE BARRISTER’S DREAM,
fit the Sixth.
THE BARRISTER’S DREAM.
THEY sought it with thimbles, they sought it
with care ;
They pursued it with forks and hope ;
They threatened its life with a railway-share ;
They charmed it with smiles and soap.
But the Barrister, weary of proving in vain
‘That the. Beaver's lace-making was wrong,
Fell asleep, and in dreams saw the creature
quite plain
That his fancy had dwelt on so long.â€
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He dreamed that he stood in a shadowy Court,
Where the Snark, with a glass in its eye,
Dressed in gown, bands, and wig, was defending
a pig
On the charge of deserting its sty.
The Witnesses proved, without error or flaw,
That the sty was deserted when found:
And the Judge kept explaining the state of the
law
In a soft under-current of sound.
The PECiCuTOnt had never been clearly expressed,
And it seemed that the Snark had begun,
And had spoken three hours, before any one
guessed
What the pig was supposed to have done.
64 THE BARRISTER’S DREAM.
The Jury had each formed a different view
(Long before the indictment was read),
And they all spoke at once, so that none of
them knew
One word that the others had said.
“You must know ——†said the Judge: but the
Snark exclaimed “Fudge !
That statute is obsolete quite!
Let me tell you, my friends, the whole question
depends
On an ancient manorial right.
“In the matter of Treason the pig would appear
To have aided, but scarcely abetted :
THE BARRISTER’S DREAM. 65
While the charge of Insolvency fails, it is clear,
If you grant the plea ‘never indebted.’
“The fact of Desertion I will not dispute :
But its guilt, as I trust, is removed.
(So far as relates to the costs of this suit).
By the Alibi which has been proved.
“My poor client’s fate now depends on your votes.â€
Here the speaker sat down in his place,
And directed the Judge to refer to his notes
And briefly to sum up the case.
But the Judge said he never had summed up
before ;
So the Snark undertook it instead,
66 THE BARRISTER’S DREAM.
And summed it so well that it came to far more
Than the Witnesses ever had said!
_ When the verdict was called for, the Jury. declined,
As the word was so puzzling to spell ;
But they ventured to hope that the Snark
wouldn't mind
Undertaking that duty as well.
So the Snark found the verdict, although, as it
owned,
It was spent with the toils of the day:
When it said the word “GUILTY!†the Jury
all groaned,
And some of them fainted away.
THE BARRISTERS DREAM. 67
Then the Snark pronounced sentence, the Judge
being quite
Too nervous to utter a word:
When it rose to its feet, there was silence like night,
And the fall of a pin might be heard.
“ Transportation for life†was the sentence it gave,
“And then to be fined forty pound.â€
The Jury all cheered, Aceen the Judge said he
feared
That the phrase was not legally sound.
But their wild exultation was suddenly checked
When the jailer informed them, with tears,
Such a sentence would have not the slightest effect,
As the pig had been dead for some years.
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68 THE BARRISTERS DREAM.
The Judge left the Court, | looking deeply
disgusted :
But the Snark, though a little aghast,
As the lawyer to whom the defence was
intrusted,
Went bellowing on to the last.
Thus the Barrister dreamed, while the bellow-
ing seemed
To grow every moment more clear :
Till he woke to the knell of a furious bell,
Which the Bellman rang close at his ear.
FIT VII.—THE BANKER’S FATE.
fit the Sebenth.
THE BANKERS FATE,
THEY sought it with thimbles, they sought it
with care;
They pursued it with forks and hope ;
They threatened its life with a railway-share ;
They charmed it with smiles and soap.
And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for genergl remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark,
72 THE BANKER’S FATE,
But while he was seeking with thimbles and
care,
A Bandersnatch swiftly drew nigh 3
And grabbed at the Banker, who shrieked in
despair,
For he knew it was useless to fly.
He offered large discount—he offered a cheque
(Drawn “to bearerâ€) for seven-pounds-ten :
But the Bandersnatch merely extended its neck
And grabbed at the Banker again.
Without rest or pause—while those frumious jaws
Went savagely snapping around—
He skipped and he hopped, and he floundered
and flopped,
Till fainting he fell to the ground.
THE BANKER’S FATE. 73
The Bandersnatch fled as the others appeared
Led on by that fear-stricken ell
And the Bellman remarked “It is just as I
feared |â€
And solemnly tolled on his bell,
He was black in the face, and they scarcely
could trace
The least likeness to what he had been :
While so great was his fright that his waistcoat
turned white—
A wonderful thing to be seen!
To the horror of all who were present that day.
He uprose in full evening dress,
And with senseless grimaces endeavoured to say
What his tongue could no longer express.
THE BANKER’S FATE. 75
Down he sank in a chair—ran his hands through
his hair— |
And chanted in mimsiest tones -
Words whose utter inanity proved his insanity,
While he rattled a couple of bones.
“Leave him here to his fate—it is getting so
late !â€
The Bellman exclaimed in a fright.
“We have lost half the day. Any further delay,
And we sha’n’t catch a Snark before night!â€
FIT VIII.—THE VANISHING.
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a VANISHING.
Tey sought it with thimbles, they sought it with
care ; ,
They pursued it with forks and hope;
They threatened its life with a railway-share ;
They charmed it with smiles and soap.
They shuddered to think that the chase might fail,
And the Beaver, excited at: last,
Went bounding along on the tip of its tail,
For the daylight was nearly past.
80 THE VANISHING.
“There is Thingumbob shouting!†the Bellman
said. |
“He is shouting like mad, only hark!
He is waving his hands, he is wagging his head,
He has certainly found a Snark!â€
They gazed in delight, while the Butcher ex-.
claimed
“He was always a desperate wag !â€
They beheld him—their Baker—their hero un-
named—
On the top of a neighbouring crag,
Erect and sublime, for one moment of time.
In the next, that wild figure they saw
THE VANISHING. 81
(As if stung by a spasm) plunge into a chasm,
While they waited and listened in awe.
“Ts a Snark!†was the sound that first came
to their ears,
And seemed almost too good to be true.
Then followed a torrent of laughter and cheers :
Then the ominous words “It’s a Boo—â€
Then, silence. Some fancied they heard in the
air |
A weary and wandering sigh
That sounded like “—jum!†but the others de-
clare
It was only a breeze that went by.
THE VANISHING, 83
They hunted till darkness came on, but they
found
Not a button, or feather, or mark,
By which they could tell that they stood on the
ground
Where the Baker had met with the Snark.
In the midst of the word he was trying to say,
In the midst of his laughter and glee,
He had softly and suddenly vanished away -—-
For the Snark was a Boojum, you see.
THE END.
Ricuarp Cray anp Sons, Limitep,
LONDON AND BUNGAY.
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